Humor Books & Columns

The Triple Whammy

People fall back on a couple of tried and true sayings when things go awry. One of the truisms is almost too cute. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Making lemonade is all well and good, but in some situations, you might be drowning in the sweet and tart...

Playing Chicken

  Life is little more than a game of chance. A fate which affects all living things, flora and fauna alike, including the sometimes rational animals (also known as humans). The battle for survival is constant and at times exhilarating.  Ask any thrill seeker....

Subtlety vs. Rusty Scalpel

Are you inclined toward verbal slicing and dicing, without bloodshed? Or, do you prefer to couch what you say in clever or unique phrasing? Then euphemisms could be your go-to mode of communication. Saying what you mean can get you in trouble especially if the words...

Jobs We Love and Hate

Is your posterior rooted to the parental couch? If not, then in all probability by the age of twenty-five you have had several jobs. Thanks to Uncle Sam, take home pay for beginner jobs was less than expected because he took a cut of the action. However, the point of...

Communication and Clarity

Just because your lips are moving, are you making sense? Are you a movie star on a television talk show; a politician hogging the news cameras every chance you get; an athlete giving an interview after a game; or an average Joe talking with friends?  In any case, it...

Scent or Stench

It is invisible. It goes around corners and fills entire floors. There is no escaping the scent bomb. “Help! My nose hairs are under attack.” This could be the universal cry of those whose co-workers bathe in cologne several times a day; are forced to ride elevators...

Asking the Wrong Question

It may not be polite or politically correct, but people find a way to ferret out answers to nosey and incorrect questions, such as: “What religion are you? Or, what is your political affiliation?” Why do people feel the need for labels? Are they unable to communicate...

Politically Correct to the Level of Silly

We stumbled across a snarky quotation by an unknown genius that sums up the sensitive, the weird and the technologically coddled among us. “Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… ‘who ties your shoelaces for you?’” That was a valid question for a...

Of Pain and Pills

Pills, pills everywhere with no relief in sight. It is impossible to watch television, browse the Internet or flip through the pages of any magazine or newspaper without being bombarded with countless advertisements for legal drugs. Most people never heard of the...

The Trouble with Grownups

In an ideal world, by the time we reach adulthood our job, among other things, is to be responsible, exercise a modicum of common sense, and be good mentors to children. There must have been a major shift in the universe because we do not live in an ideal world. In...